Does anybody even read these descriptions? If you do, all you really need to know is that once again, this is the craziest episode yet. Have you ever considered that your dreams ar...

Is Xi a computer program?? Not enough information to be sure... But thats certainly the leading theory at this point. If not, why would they try to pass me off to a tech billionair...

Have you ever seen a crazy cult story or hear about a stalker and laugh in pity because you could never possibly imagine yourself doing something like that? Yeah, me too. That is u...

After eight months, a move to LA, and a new fancy Hollywood job, Xi re-enters my life. And right on cue. Covid. Imagine where you were at mentally during Covid, and then put this o...

Sometimes things are not what they seem! Who TF am I to say that... Anyways, prepare for some twists and turns, and maintain a keen eye. And feel bad for all of the people, includi...

After waiting impatiently for further instructions from Xi, I somewhat foolishly take matters into my own hands, doing my best James Bond impression and getting in touch with tech ...